Holy S--t that was fast!

So after my ride we discovered that it wasn't gas, but contractions. At 11:30 the contractions were 5 minutes apart. So off we went to the hospital. They laughed at us and told us to go home, 0 dilation. She popped some pain pills and sleep aid but nothing doing. We decided to go back around 1:30 a.m. because contractions were increasing big time. Still no dilation, but we did have improvement with the cervix thinning. They gave her some demoral and sent us home and told us it would probably happen tomorrow. After just being home for 15 minutes we decided to go back for the 3rd time. Maria knew something just wasn't right. This time she was dilated at 3.5cm. I blinked and she was at 6cm and then 8cm. She said she was ready to push... yes push. It was perfect timing with the Doc rolling in. Things went really quickly until the baby decided it was still too humid outside. After a ton of pushing with no drugs (platelets too low) and a nifty little vacuum, out came 6lb 6oz. Reece Christine at 7:32 in the morning. If some of this doesn't make much sense, it is because I haven't slept in I don't know how long. Did I mention it was humid here?